Sunday, October 5, 2008

Ambien (Children's Book)

I was going to make a bad decision...

...but I took an Ambien instead.

I got curious about the afterlife...

...but I got Ambien in my head.

I was going to ride a dolphin...

...but got called a fag and got rocks thrown at me.

I was so upset and didn't know what to do...

...so I cried for a moment wondering where I put my Ambien.

It's okay to cry I told myself. It's ok.

I found my Ambien and I was ready for a break...

...I was too eager and took too much.

I can't go to my job anymore or play music or talk on the phone with family and friends but none of that is a drag where I'm going. Where I'm going I am agile and attractive, competent, worthwhile. There are several jobs they'll let me do. Good jobs too, jobs where you can take a thought, focus on it, and carry it with you through eternity and you can have Ambien, infinitely.


Thursday, October 2, 2008

Party Scene

Every party I go to ends up being like this:



The only dialogue I that takes place is hasty and confusing, I'm perpetually disoriented, and my state of discomfort is accompanied by loud, dumpy, fretless bass.