Friday, September 19, 2008

Friday Trivia: Name That Boar Breed!


Brotherhoodz: 2 Hot 2 Handle

Tugg Hanson:

Height: 6'2.5"
Body: Business/Casual
Age: 25
Eyes: Deep Brown
Turn-Onz: Henna Tattooz, Contact Lensez
Turn-Offz: Girlz that can't use chopstickz, Unibrowz
Girlz Say Yay: Tugg has a deep sense of romance and will take you 4 mealz at places like Thai and Italian restaurantz with candlez and sensual music, look you in they eyez and melt your heart.
Girlz Say Nay: He'z way into new-age healing and stuff but sometimez talkz about it 2 much and since it'z his job he askz for money when he gives you advice and if you don't give it 2 him he'll say "I guess dinner will do" and you usually have to pick up the tab after that.



Cleffrey Meyers:


Height: 6'1"
Body: Long/Tight
Eyez: Sharp Auburn
Turn-Onz: French Braidz, Tanz
Turn-Offz: Wide Neckz, Gapped Teeth
Girlz Say Yay: Cleff is a really physical guy and will give you back massagez, shoulder rubz, and put you in a state of relaxation and desire.
Girlz Say Nay: His apartment and clothes smell nasty cuz he has a lot of pet ferretz.


Skye Wilkingston:


Height: 5'9.5"
Body: Dense/Martial
Age: 25
Eyes: Gentle Blue
Turn-Onz: Bracez, Brazilianz
Turn-Offz: Thin Hair, Grannie Bagz
Girlz Say Yay: Skye is the full package. He'll bathe you in giftz and rose petalz, write and read you seductive poemz, and flood your email inbox with romantic e-cardz.
Girlz Say Nay: Has a Zune instead of an iPod because he can share music with his friendz but none of them even have Zunez.



Stayne Garcia:

Height: 6'3"
Body: Stiff/Cut
Age: 24
Eyes: Hard Brown
Turn-Onz: Side-Swept Bangz, Sass
Turn-Offz: Wheelchairz, Brazilianz
Girlz Say Yay: Stayne has a sense of humor that will make you bust up laughing. He doez an impression of Dave Chapelle sayin' "I'm Rick James, bitch!" that soundz just like you're listening to Chapelle show and will make you laugh until your stomach hurtz. He also takes his culture seriously and makez those short bikez and spraybrush paintingz.
Girlz Say Nay: He'z on house arrest and he sayz it'z because he got Punk'd by Chris Matthewz.
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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Charles Lloyd w/Keith Jarrett: Love Ship


I went a bit video crazy - the Jarrett solo on this performance blows my mind.

Acoustic Masada: Farewell


They were playing so well at this point but all great things must come to an end.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Punch Brothers: Sometimes


This video is a pretty good bit from their last album which contained a really involved song cycle thematically revolving around Thile's divorce.

Ambien

Makes me feel like I sleep like this:


But when I wake up I feel like this:


But I love it like this:

Some Classics

I've scoured my "Miscellaneous" folder on my office computer for any notable pictures and have found a few I've deemed necessary to post.

This one I made at my desk with an outdated scanner that was installed for no reason whatsoever. I even emphasized to the powers that be that I have no need for such equipment and would never use it. This picture proves my foresight to have been fallacious:





This picture was another product I invented but never pursued beyond the most elementary stage of development:





This is a flyer for an event I held last summer, the first of its kind, when Jon, Bill, and I were in the midst of exploring our masculine freedom. Eric never reciprocated our passion though he did string us along for quite a while. After several phone calls to his residence he ended up having his mother answer and inform us that he was "not feeling well." It killed my beard-buzz and I ended up shaving it off while on the phone with a friend ultimately cutting myself in several places and was forced to abruptly end the conversation because I was bleeding profusely.


Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Berezovsky: Liszt's Mazeppa


I would have really liked to have been around to witness the debut of these etudes.
Berezovsky plays them forcefully and precisely which, for such pieces, I enjoy.

Everything Changes



This is a relatively simply Adams tune that I've loved from the moment I heard it.

Memories of Customz Past

Here are some of my favorite hybrids I've put together in the recent past -

Jizzard:


Squortni:


K8laroo:


Billosaurus:


They all make wonderful desktop patterns so if you get the notion don't hesitate.