Friday, September 19, 2008

Brotherhoodz: 2 Hot 2 Handle

Tugg Hanson:

Height: 6'2.5"
Body: Business/Casual
Age: 25
Eyes: Deep Brown
Turn-Onz: Henna Tattooz, Contact Lensez
Turn-Offz: Girlz that can't use chopstickz, Unibrowz
Girlz Say Yay: Tugg has a deep sense of romance and will take you 4 mealz at places like Thai and Italian restaurantz with candlez and sensual music, look you in they eyez and melt your heart.
Girlz Say Nay: He'z way into new-age healing and stuff but sometimez talkz about it 2 much and since it'z his job he askz for money when he gives you advice and if you don't give it 2 him he'll say "I guess dinner will do" and you usually have to pick up the tab after that.



Cleffrey Meyers:


Height: 6'1"
Body: Long/Tight
Eyez: Sharp Auburn
Turn-Onz: French Braidz, Tanz
Turn-Offz: Wide Neckz, Gapped Teeth
Girlz Say Yay: Cleff is a really physical guy and will give you back massagez, shoulder rubz, and put you in a state of relaxation and desire.
Girlz Say Nay: His apartment and clothes smell nasty cuz he has a lot of pet ferretz.


Skye Wilkingston:


Height: 5'9.5"
Body: Dense/Martial
Age: 25
Eyes: Gentle Blue
Turn-Onz: Bracez, Brazilianz
Turn-Offz: Thin Hair, Grannie Bagz
Girlz Say Yay: Skye is the full package. He'll bathe you in giftz and rose petalz, write and read you seductive poemz, and flood your email inbox with romantic e-cardz.
Girlz Say Nay: Has a Zune instead of an iPod because he can share music with his friendz but none of them even have Zunez.



Stayne Garcia:

Height: 6'3"
Body: Stiff/Cut
Age: 24
Eyes: Hard Brown
Turn-Onz: Side-Swept Bangz, Sass
Turn-Offz: Wheelchairz, Brazilianz
Girlz Say Yay: Stayne has a sense of humor that will make you bust up laughing. He doez an impression of Dave Chapelle sayin' "I'm Rick James, bitch!" that soundz just like you're listening to Chapelle show and will make you laugh until your stomach hurtz. He also takes his culture seriously and makez those short bikez and spraybrush paintingz.
Girlz Say Nay: He'z on house arrest and he sayz it'z because he got Punk'd by Chris Matthewz.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If anyone says those eyes didn't pierce their soul they're lying. It's too bad my turn-offs include chick magazine formatted bios and overuse of the letter z.
I bet Stayne would fit in perfectly in the Quien Sabe barrio: http://www.homies.tv/homies2008/

Tchadd said...

I'll keep that in mind when I post a sneak prevue of Sisterhoodz: Life, Luv, and Liberation.

Stayne loves all things spraybrush related.

Anonymous said...

I'm somewhat disappointed that you didn't mention that Q and Dikkies go together like a hand in glove.

Tchadd said...

I figured that was too implicit to bother making note of.